I am here to address a rare but harmful illness. It is called, Bitch Dependency. According to A Pimp Named Slick Back, star of the hit TV show The Boondocks: "Bitch dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scarey enough, even your money." Some may call this Pussy on a Pedestal. Whichever way you put it, it is frightening.
Women are taking over most parts of the world. They're also taking hold of your penis. You may not see the symptoms of this disease. It is a silent killer. Some symptoms may include: washing dishes, making your bed (useless); basically any feminine duties. These type of activities can eat at your manhood slowly. You simply cannot depend on her. If you depend on her to eat, iron your clothes, or deposit money into your bank accuount, you're obviously letting her do everything. Then when she leaves you, you'll be upset because you're not accustomed to taking on these tasks and most likely learn how to do them the hard way. When you express your emotions to a woman, you're giving her ammo of shit she can take advantage of.
There are ways to prevent Bitch Dependency. You must take control of your woman. If she gets out of line, you must put her in her place. Say what you gotta say and say with your chest. Do not cry for the bitch for there is a bitch not far away. Do not show weakness in front of her. Do not be afraid of the female species. She may threaten you with sex. You simply tell her: "Don't even try that shit. You're not the only one with a pussy in the world!" If talking doesn't work, you must use physical force. I dont condone violence, so google A Pimp Named Slick Back.
Man the fuck up or your girl will be taken by Usher. A Pimp Named Slick Back advices any man suffering from this disease, shall not be afraid to use your back hand (you must bend you thumb into your hand for extra force). If you cannot go through with this, dont worry. "Some niggas can't cross bridges. Some niggas can't smack a bitches."
I hope this helps. Good Luck!
